
Cheshire cheese and facon. Would you like some? *offers sammich half* Also, ginger ale. But not inside teh sammich.
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Sun 10 Feb 2008, 3:48,
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Email it to me! :D
No..no! Not like that! You're getting it all in the cd drive!
Argh, don't bother! :P
XD
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Sun 10 Feb 2008, 3:50,
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No..no! Not like that! You're getting it all in the cd drive!
Argh, don't bother! :P
XD

Photos™. Making things exist on the internet since, Sun 10 Feb, 3:56
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Sun 10 Feb 2008, 3:56,
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www.b3ta.com/board/8045975
How about "An Emo Left of the Suicide"?
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Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:02,
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How about "An Emo Left of the Suicide"?

:)
I'm REALLY going now, I'm shattered.
'Night dear!
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Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:12,
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I'm REALLY going now, I'm shattered.
'Night dear!

That marks you out as a Scot if you did.
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Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:03,
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Such as when Jolly Jack asks "What should I draw the day?", to which someone always replies "Squirrels with tits" or some variation of that theme.
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Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:12,
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they do?
I like Scottish accents. Not as much as British though, or Irish. :p
/random
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Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:13,
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I like Scottish accents. Not as much as British though, or Irish. :p
/random

So I don't speak in one :)
I speak English, not "Oo arr"
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Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:17,
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I speak English, not "Oo arr"

is gibberish, though, unless you're from Namibia.
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Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:32,
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Instead of today we say "the day".
For example:
Non-Scot: I saw a fantastic hair stylist today and she did a marvellous job of it. I think it looks lovely. Do you?
Scot: Ah had ma hair done the day aff that lassie oot eh, whit is it, Boaby and Guys or somethin'. It's fuckin' magic, eh? Touch it. Ah-hahaha, ye did, ya fuckin' lezzie! Fish supper?
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Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:19,
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For example:
Non-Scot: I saw a fantastic hair stylist today and she did a marvellous job of it. I think it looks lovely. Do you?
Scot: Ah had ma hair done the day aff that lassie oot eh, whit is it, Boaby and Guys or somethin'. It's fuckin' magic, eh? Touch it. Ah-hahaha, ye did, ya fuckin' lezzie! Fish supper?