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# ... the cat did a piddle
all over the kitchen mat
The little dog laughed to see such fun
and piddled all over the cat.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# old mother hubberd went to the cupboard to fetch her poor doggy a bone
but when she bent down, the dog came around and gave her a bone of his own..
(, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Hey diddle diddle
The cat had a fiddle
All in the curds and whey
Diddle-i-doo,
The dog did a poo
Went postal and shot everyone.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)