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# Get really pissed
Go to the pub, sit in the corner and cry - at least then you can gain some fun from upsetting all the annoying smug couples trying to get each other drunk so they can play nekkid tiem in the desperate hope that it will make the other grow to like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# You've got that pretty well planned out.
Have you done this before?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# No
there's a guy who always really annoys me and Mrs A Vagabond by just sitting in the corner and crying when we go out to the pub each Valentine's day.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Buy him
an inflatable lass. They're not that expensive and you'll get some peace and quiet. :)

Or failing that just shout at him until he goes away...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Sounds like it's time to try a new pub.
At least this one day out of the year.

Either that or the Motel No-Tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Is it as good as a graveyard?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# uh, erm...
yeaaah. Just as good!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Sexy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)