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[challenge entry] They also make love hearts...

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
My parents took pity on me this Valingtimes day. Because they're buggering off for a few days, and I don't have a girly-friend, they got me a Toblerone!

So although I'll be sad, and most likely drunk, at least I'll have chocolate! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# awww. thats good of them
mine didn't even bother. the cunts.

altho a friend sent me a surprise book and dvd-r of some mad 70 doc on witchcraft.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Yeah I hate your parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Aw, that was nice of them. :)
I've never received anything for Valentine's (Apart from said Toblerone). Even when I had a girlfriend!
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# oh me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I've a treat for you later then.
I'm also sad, so I'm making a playlist of all the songs which kill me inside, and guess what. I'M GONNA SHARE IT.

*drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# hello my lovely !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Herro, sweetie!
How are yah todaaay?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# well hating valentines day as ever. nbut i'm ooook.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# :(
Sucks. *gets his lonely on*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Oo!
I shall look forward to that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Drink and chocolate ftw!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ^this !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Get really pissed
Go to the pub, sit in the corner and cry - at least then you can gain some fun from upsetting all the annoying smug couples trying to get each other drunk so they can play nekkid tiem in the desperate hope that it will make the other grow to like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# You've got that pretty well planned out.
Have you done this before?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# No
there's a guy who always really annoys me and Mrs A Vagabond by just sitting in the corner and crying when we go out to the pub each Valentine's day.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Buy him
an inflatable lass. They're not that expensive and you'll get some peace and quiet. :)

Or failing that just shout at him until he goes away...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Sounds like it's time to try a new pub.
At least this one day out of the year.

Either that or the Motel No-Tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Is it as good as a graveyard?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# uh, erm...
yeaaah. Just as good!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Sexy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# you can line the empty tube with chopped liver
Bingo! sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Microwave for 10-20 seconds
...any longer and it starts to smell a little offputting
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Eurgh...
That sounds awful...

But who knows. If I drink enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Triangular
ring-piece tomorrow, then..
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)