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# you can't woo a woo
you have to say hi cockalorum, or something bad happens

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/hi+cockalorum/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# But it was a win
A WIN I TELLS YE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# win, fail, lack
these things are passing fancies

this is b3ta, the scale of woo is constant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)
# We need more spontanious kittens on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# A FUCKING KITTEN.
A FUCKING DUCK.

FUCKING KITTEN.

FUCKING DUCK.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# This
is called 'Kazak, the Spacekitten, emerges from the chronosynclastic infindibulum'



Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# aaaww
isnt it cute?
(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Cute?!
Good Christ man! Just look at the slavering bloody drool dripping from its glistening fangs and tell me again it is cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# twister for epileptics never did sell very well.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:39, archived)
# Hi


Edit: Vossents Cock-a-lorum soup. Signed by Mrs Enid Baxter for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I hate soup.
I dropped loads of cans today when i was facing up the shelves.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Oh Christ!
I did that for a while. I hated it. Facing up effin' packets of tablets was a scunner as I recall. Spent more time picking the bleeders up than packing them. Sorry, I am having a turn. Off for a wee lie doon.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I get to do it 3 times a week.
everyone else was doing stock today. but ohwell. It doesn't involve thought so i just wander round dropping things whilst day dreaming.

The security guard caught someone today. Loll.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Worse ways to make beer vouchers,
I dare say.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)