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# I saw the chess pieces that were on the board yesterday
I was wondering what it would look like if they used a punk design style, similar to cyber punk I suppose, rather than being actual people models. [/diplomatic mode]


This was a rook, but my 3d program died on its arse so this is the only foggy render I have of it.


Prawn, prawn, prawn, bishop with disfiguring piercing and queen.
Click for big

(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# They're rather ace!
Cookies for you
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# yey!
maxon cinema? it's ver' woo anyway!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Zbrush
Hence why the rendering is a bit shit, because I used the in-program renderer.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I can never get me head around 3d
not for want of trying!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Zbrush is useful
if you are good with tablet type drawing or painting, it's basically sculpting in a program.

At the same time it's quite difficult making a lot of shapes in the program and you really need to model stuff in another program, then you can jazz it up a bit in Zbrush.
It's great for stuff like ornaments though, anything lathey.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# download some meshes.
load into program. Hit render.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Very nicely
Chess gets it's radical edge at long last
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# that
rooks rocks!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# So your program was checkmated ?
Nice looking as is . . .
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# woo!


I don't suppose I am really qualified to be dishing out 'wins' but I liked this.

*click*
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# YES! :D
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
# hi cockalorum
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Explain!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# You can't woo a woo.
You hi cockalorum a woo.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# You can't woo a woo you mean.
?
But what is hi cockalorum?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# you can't woo a woo
you have to say hi cockalorum, or something bad happens

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/hi+cockalorum/
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# But it was a win
A WIN I TELLS YE!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# win, fail, lack
these things are passing fancies

this is b3ta, the scale of woo is constant
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)
# We need more spontanious kittens on here.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# A FUCKING KITTEN.
A FUCKING DUCK.

FUCKING KITTEN.

FUCKING DUCK.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# This
is called 'Kazak, the Spacekitten, emerges from the chronosynclastic infindibulum'



Will that do?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# aaaww
isnt it cute?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Cute?!
Good Christ man! Just look at the slavering bloody drool dripping from its glistening fangs and tell me again it is cute!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# twister for epileptics never did sell very well.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:39, archived)
# Hi


Edit: Vossents Cock-a-lorum soup. Signed by Mrs Enid Baxter for some reason.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I hate soup.
I dropped loads of cans today when i was facing up the shelves.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Oh Christ!
I did that for a while. I hated it. Facing up effin' packets of tablets was a scunner as I recall. Spent more time picking the bleeders up than packing them. Sorry, I am having a turn. Off for a wee lie doon.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I get to do it 3 times a week.
everyone else was doing stock today. but ohwell. It doesn't involve thought so i just wander round dropping things whilst day dreaming.

The security guard caught someone today. Loll.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Worse ways to make beer vouchers,
I dare say.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# does the queen have several speed settings?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Yes
Extreme, Brave and Gerry Adams.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# dirty boy!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# howdy miss
you been playing with matches again?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# nooo
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# hmm
so the cctv i've seen of Nuns smoking in the Grand Hotel isn't you?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha no.
i couldn't afford the grand.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# i dunno
think it's a hell of a lot cheaper now, fire damaged and all that jazz

oh dear:

its a tragedy that such an amazin landmark might be destroyed by fire...Send in fireman sam, he's the hero next door.
jamie brown, brighton

surely the beeb have the right to correct SPG on people's comments?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# yes and?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# i love you?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# haha, cyberpunk.
1985, william gibson, nerds with wires hanging out of their clothes.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:11, archived)