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/Jo Brand mode

Out of his arse like all men.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

for some reason i imagined whistling a tune as i read that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

You should have whistled then.

Made all your dreams come true.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

*whistles*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

\o/

I made someone's dreams come true.

Who's next?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

me me me

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

No, see now I have to hurt you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

*huffs*

well if you said yes that would have been another dream come true

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

One each.

Now you give me money. No, American dollar. AMERICAN DOLLAR PIG YOU WANT I GET BROTHERS?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

*passes you an american dollar pig*

mmm money made from bacon *drools*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

I get brothers

they make USAKI from your bones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

Don't be so greedy.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

well i was going to say whoever posts next wins

but

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

\o,

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

What'll it be?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

I would like a fish, because:

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

That's patently a ham.

*folds arms, nods head*

Your ham is now fish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

Horay!

\o/

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

m(_ _)m

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

I like his symapthetic eyes.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

My doctors axe is quite blunt.

Makes insertion a little less painful.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

Did you touch the ham?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

Only the bone

LOL
BONER

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

*raises arm as high as possibe*

32.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

And you n'all.

I'll take you all on, fuckers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

I don't really know what dream..

Can i save it for another time?

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

You can.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

Yay!

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

Me.

Mine's a pint, love.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

*provides with pint*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

Cheers.

That's all.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

Cheap date, you.

Excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

Same again in 15 minutes.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

GURL ONLINE!

I LOVE JO BRAND, SHE'S WELL FUCKING FAT, BUT I'D STILL POUND HER CUNT!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

i've only got 98p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

You can 'ave me nan for a quid.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

What do I get if I top him up the extra 2p?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

JUSTICE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

FUCKING

YES

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Fucking hell.

*tranquiliser gun*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

Zsorry, i'm a mental.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

Zsa Zsa Gabor, I'm a park ranger.

I've got a picanic basket.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

I just ahd the sudden thought of the bear from the programme (can't remember the name)

Mauling down the park ranger.

I have now thought of an image challenge: if cartoons were more realistic

Yogi bear! That's the one!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

Is that what they call girlfriends these days?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

I have no idea.

It's been years since I've had one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

Yeah, can't eat a whole one anymore.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)