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# I used to work in a portakabin on the outskirts of Petersfield
there was a fire safety notice which said 'In case of fire, do not use lifts'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# maybe
they meant forklifts?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I got a blank look when I asked if there was a lift that went sideways
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# because that would be a car?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# wait...no...yes
that's crazy talk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I am now finally finishing work.
I've been here for.... what's half 8 till now? I've lost all intelligence.

9.5 hours.

Not too bad.

But they've been shit. So bye and love and hugs and stuff yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# gute bye
I shall continue to talk nonsense on your behalf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# It sounds
more like Willy Wonka's Great Glass Elevator to me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# or shoes
made for diminutive pop impresario and bendy-backed midget, Prince.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# sshhhh!
don't say that name! it causes the lawyers to appear!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)