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# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# hay you
dunno if I showed ya this yet, I believe it was an image you made


:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# very good
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Goining up . . .
ground floor !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# GOINING!
I'm going for a bloody good goining!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Sometimes goining hurts . . .
I slay myself !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Is that
Ian Beale?
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# :(
sadly not.

but that would be ideal
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Lost in an elevator . . .
Love in a lift . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Where is the first floor in that picture?
Bungalows do not have a first floor.

You are a nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# technically
the first floor is the ground floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# NOT,
it's the one above the ground floor.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# No.
Only Americans refer to it as the first floor.

In every other English speaking country it is the ground floor and the first floor is up a flight of stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# ^this
just because we gave you a language, that doesn't mean you can mess with it and expect us to accept it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# 'ning miss
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# 'ning!
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# bleary
been reading comics all afternoon, it seems to have driven my eyes a little mad.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# so
it wasn't the insane amount of fwappage, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# i bin off sick the past couple of days
no fwappage at da moment.

i'll catch up once i get better.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# heheh
fwappage makes everything feel better

except blisters.
of the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# you still locked in the basement?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# nope
i got a key, but don't tell captain wow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# ^FUCKING BIG HUGE THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# France
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# What about it?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# France
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# yes, famous English speaking country
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Are you denying it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# FRANCE MY FRIEND
FRANCE INDEED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# you shall suffer for this outrage
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# FUCKING POOFS
MAKING OUR HOUSES FALL DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I BURNED MY NECK
I DID NOT LIKE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# DO NOT LIE ON WAFFLE IRON THEN
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# OH FUCK
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD TO LIE ON WAFFLE IRON.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# COME TO FRANCE
AND GET SOME UNDERPANTS
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I wore underpants once. I burned my neck. I did not like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# ITCHY LEG
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# YOU AND YOUR WET PANTS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# THEY WAS WET TROOS
NOT PANTS! xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# WHY MUST YOU LIE
x]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I TELL NO LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# yeah
but they're french.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# They're not a country.
Stop being racist.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# *proper belly lol*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# France being an excellent example of an English speaking country.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# to be fair, a lot of them do speak English better than the average Briton
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# This is far from true.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# you forget just how pathetic the average briton actually is
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# b3ta
reminds us daily.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# If we were talking Holland
then there might have been a point. But we're not, we were talking about France for curious "English-speaking country" reasons. And I agree it's not exactly true.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Yes,
I would agree that the cloggies have an amazing grasp which outstrips that of many natives.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# myself, for example
bloody dutch.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# i've never heard an english person say
"where are zee, 'ow you say, beeskits?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I've just said it
but then I'm not English, so it doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# as long as you're human
you'll do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I am thinking
John Cleese.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# silly kernigget!
i fart in your general direction!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I'll get Caewan before it drifts away
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Your mother was a hamster
and your father smells of elderberry.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# bwahahahaha!
i love that line!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# One time I went to France. But some kid burned my neck. I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# OK if we're veering out of English-speaking countries
Germany. More people than France. First floor is the first floor, not the ground floor.

The point was English-speaking countries though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# FRANCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# SWINDON
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# BURNLEY
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I am disturbed that me and my brother were talking about this
The moment before this thread appeared. I can't remember why, I think we were watching the X-Files and somebody jumped out of a second storey window.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# You mean a first.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# THIS WAS MY POINT.
I thought they meant 2nd floor, which would break someones arms and legs if they landed on all fours (which was implied)
Then my brother explained the foolish american mindset and how they get incredibly irritated by the way we describe floors.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# They are so silly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# You forgot Canadians
They say First floor instead of Ground Floor
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Sceptics
Call the ground floor the first
Hence getting lost in sceptic hotels
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Idiots.
You go below the ground for the basement and above the ground to find a floor.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# what are they
sceptical about exactly? proper language usage?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I used to work in a portakabin on the outskirts of Petersfield
there was a fire safety notice which said "In case of fire, do not use lifts"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# maybe
they meant forklifts?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I got a blank look when I asked if there was a lift that went sideways
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# because that would be a car?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# wait...no...yes
that's crazy talk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I am now finally finishing work.
I've been here for.... what's half 8 till now? I've lost all intelligence.

9.5 hours.

Not too bad.

But they've been shit. So bye and love and hugs and stuff yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# gute bye
I shall continue to talk nonsense on your behalf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# It sounds
more like Willy Wonka's Great Glass Elevator to me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# or shoes
made for diminutive pop impresario and bendy-backed midget, Prince.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# sshhhh!
don't say that name! it causes the lawyers to appear!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# THE LOFT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Hollyoaks locations don't count
as they are purely for fictional purposes only, as described in the 1964 Fictional Locations Act of 1964 (1964)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Why don't buildings have left and right floors?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)