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An absolute unmitigating CUNT.

I'm glad it's over. Fuck off, week.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

Well it could be worse

You could be in an unmitigatingly shit version of The Count of Monte Cristo wherein you are trapped by the chronically depressing world,
only clinging to the hope that one day you will reek a horrible revenge on everyone who even looked at you funny.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

Everything from trapped onward

is currently within my situation to a greater or lesser degree.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

Okay well it could be worse, you could be me

at least you've got tits to grope in the morning...or something.

I don't think my heart was in that smut to be honest. Where's that noose?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)

I grope myself all the time.

It doesn't help.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

It cheered me up a bit the other day

then I broke my tooth which for some bizarre reason made me ridiculously depressed and now i'm staring at a fucking awful word document wondering what the fuck i'm doing with my life.

*joys*

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

I chipped the edge of my tooth recently.

It's got a sharp corner now. EXCELLENT for opening stupid wrappers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

I chipped one i'd had a filling in

So all the enamel left on it fell off basically, a horrifying reminder of your mortality (well it is to me anyway, because i'm socially maladjusted).

Saying that, I still pry metal things open with my teeth. Hence why my incisors look all needly and pointly like a klingon.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)