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# Fair enough, you are a lady-type.
Also:

'Kittens in Anne Hathathaway's cleavage'

edit: I should point out that I found this, not made it (and no, I don't think her eyes are altered. She has manga-genes, I guess).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# please tell me you've shopped her eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# She really is very pretty.
And a decent size.

If I had a willy, I would approach her with it. As it stands though, I have a mimsy, and to approach her with it would mean walking in an odd manner. I would guess this would cause her to FLEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# You'll never know until you try! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# *approaches brandishing mimsy*
See, it's like a forward crab walk with a bad back. It's not my most attractive pose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# do the fox ears
and you'll be GARTH
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# OH YES!
*fox ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Wasn't she married to Shakespeare?
/most likely ancient joke equivalent of glasscock everyone got tired of fifteen years ago blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Well, I call her "Anne of Cleav..age", so (actually I don't, that was a poor pun on 'Anne of Cleaves')
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# that's
probably not quite so old and pathetic as mine, though...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)