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# Lindsay of the clan...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# *googles*
hmm, i wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crisps
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Have you seen the Marilyn pictures?
She's got lovely boobs.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# *googles*
nope
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Right:
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# i'm afraid that i really think they are awful pics
they really make her look skanky

plus, candid flap shots really don't look good, ever
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Not just for you, silly.
I don't think they're bad. I've seen worse pictures of all of us.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# she looks better in them than i would
but still, the standard pap shit isaw on google made her look sexier than that shoot
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# :D I demand you take some now
for comparison purposes.

Interestingly, I have an extremely clear mental image.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
#
I see a theme here mon capitian
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Oh I can't help it.
I've tried for YEARS to make myself into a normal person with a sense of dignity and The Line.

I'm shit at it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# "theme" ?
need...I meant need
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# need?
For naked micto?

Always. The day I see that man's ginger fuck forest is the day I am a sated individual.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# he depilates you know
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I'm planning on feeding him baby bio
and keeping him in the cellar for a bit.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# *suggests webcam*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Excellent suggestion.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
#
they were done in the same fashion as marylin monroes last nude photoshoot.. and 99% of the time people who tend to "re-do" things end up making them worse
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Thank you for this birthday gift.
Unintentional, but I appreciate it all the same.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# See, told him.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# the marilyn one is lohan?
odd to see a famous type with pale, normal-looking skin. seems less distant
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Aye.
Well she is ginge.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I saw them
by accident today. In this particular picture ( i.e. pap bap snap ) they were quite saggy for a young lass. However even if they were perfect she is a skanky crack-whore following in Courtney Love's steps and no amount of bathing would make me say yes.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# They're not tiny.
You can't expect them to sit on her collarbones forever.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# my wife's
were quite pert up until she was 35 and the child came to swing on them. They are not small at 34 DD ( she has a very narrow back )
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Then your wife is a lucky girl.
For us mere mortals though, gravity does take an effect at some point.

I'd like to point out I'm hardly tucking myself in my waistband, but still.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# oh its six
years on now. Things are not as they once were. Even I have a little paunch these days ;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Paunches are excellent reminders
of all the fantastic dinners.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)