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hmm

cock puppet

notice bottom right corner

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

bottom right corner

probs the scariest thing I've ever seen.

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

hahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)

Is that Lohan?

Have you seen her Marilyn pictures? She's got fucking fabulous bobos, in my humble opinion.

HAHAHA spelling mistake left in because I've just made myself laugh with it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

Pffft!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

Lohan who?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

Lindsay of the clan...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

*googles*

hmm, i wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crisps

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

Have you seen the Marilyn pictures?

She's got lovely boobs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

*googles*

nope

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

Right:

media.nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/

aaaand upskirt www.americangirl.co.uk/images/lindsay_lohan44.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

i'm afraid that i really think they are awful pics

they really make her look skanky

plus, candid flap shots really don't look good, ever

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

Not just for you, silly.

I don't think they're bad. I've seen worse pictures of all of us.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

she looks better in them than i would

but still, the standard pap shit isaw on google made her look sexier than that shoot

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

:D I demand you take some now

for comparison purposes.

Interestingly, I have an extremely clear mental image.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

I see a theme here mon capitian

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

Oh I can't help it.

I've tried for YEARS to make myself into a normal person with a sense of dignity and The Line.

I'm shit at it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

"theme" ?

need...I meant need

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

need?

For naked micto?

Always. The day I see that man's ginger fuck forest is the day I am a sated individual.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

he depilates you know

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

I'm planning on feeding him baby bio

and keeping him in the cellar for a bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

*suggests webcam*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

Excellent suggestion.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

they were done in the same fashion as marylin monroes last nude photoshoot.. and 99% of the time people who tend to "re-do" things end up making them worse

(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

Thank you for this birthday gift.

Unintentional, but I appreciate it all the same.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

See, told him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

the marilyn one is lohan?

odd to see a famous type with pale, normal-looking skin. seems less distant

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

Aye.

Well she is ginge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

I saw them

by accident today. In this particular picture ( i.e. pap bap snap ) they were quite saggy for a young lass. However even if they were perfect she is a skanky crack-whore following in Courtney Love's steps and no amount of bathing would make me say yes.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)

They're not tiny.

You can't expect them to sit on her collarbones forever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

my wife's

were quite pert up until she was 35 and the child came to swing on them. They are not small at 34 DD ( she has a very narrow back )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

Then your wife is a lucky girl.

For us mere mortals though, gravity does take an effect at some point.

I'd like to point out I'm hardly tucking myself in my waistband, but still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

oh its six

years on now. Things are not as they once were. Even I have a little paunch these days ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

Paunches are excellent reminders

of all the fantastic dinners.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

there great.. if your willing to put up with all those freckles

(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

I love freckles.

My ex had them all over and I would kiss every single one of them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

thats probably why he left you..

(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

she.

And she didn't, it was mutual. We're still in touch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

well then.... freckles it is

(all:sorts - "makes alot of money", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

*SUPERGLOMPS*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

Hello gorgeous!

Ooooh where is it? It's not very good, I ran out of time and forgot your nipples.

hang on

www.b3ta.com/board/8090503

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

ooh

That's splendid - I have a cynical eyebrow thing going on there

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

I thought it was needed.

Edit: you can also see the top of several pairs of pance.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)

I'm a bit tipsy and very excited - one of my favourite bands of all time is bringing out an album after 16 years of waiting :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHsdhIf_0VI

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

scritti polliti?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

that's 16, not 26 :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

YOU'RE SHITTING ME?!

This means tour. Oh my word, this means tour. Must do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

I would crawl over Ricky Wilson's rotting corpse to see them in concert

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

If I were to crawl over his corpse

I might be held up for some time doing naughty necro things to it.

But then I would see you later at the gig.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

hahahaha

on that bombshell, goodnight

fuck, i've just quoted clarkson, i'm going to have to kill myself

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

Nowt wrong with Clarkie.

To those in the know he's strangely attractive in an 'I hate myself for this' sort of way.

N'night.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

*shivers*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

My ability to find most things a turn on

Is definitely a good thing. GOOD THING.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

sounds likwe the sort of sweet you can get

in woolworth pic n' mix

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

yep

Big marshmallow things

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

hahah

exactly what i had in mind

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

How you doing, fella?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

gah

only just saw that

i'm good, till next time!
*swoops out, flailing cape*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

Bye Bye Masked Man!

*waves hankie*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

cdc tiem :)

(maninthespoon, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

ouch

*feels the pain*

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

It's like a circumcision...

but EXTREME!!!!!!!

Like, from the 90s or something...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

CDC THREAD

(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)