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# Hahah but wouldn't that melt him?
They look awesome :D
I want to give one a moustache made of your eyebrow now.

The last time I made a snowman is wasn't a man as such. More of a man's part.
It was painful to see my mum hack it to pieces with a shovel :(

I then rolled a bloody huge ball and got it stuck in the middle of the road.
I ran.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Well
no. We were careful. ^.^ And it barely lit, 'cause it was a wet twig, his ciggy. Oh god. xp

A man's part? Does that mean what I think it means?

Hahahah we got the huge one stuck in front of Tony's deck and spent aages trying to get in front of our own deck. :]
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Yes, I made a snowcock.
AND MUM SLICED IT UP WITH A SHOVEL.
*shudders*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Shoulda closed your eyes when she did that.
But at least now I know if you ever really piss me off, I can just run at you with a shovel. ;D
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I'll never really piss you off anyway.
And YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE.
I think.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Okay good to know.
And I might. I might not. *mysterious* ;]
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Well if you do, you'd better write to me!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Hahah
PENPALS!!!!!


I always wanted a pen pal. I signed up to get one and payed money and shit and i never got anything. It sucked.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I'd whore myself out for free
but I doubt mofaha would approve!! :P
It was suggested to me today that I go to a bash with him the next time he goes to england, but I doubt that'll happen :)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Someone suggested you go to a bash with mofaha?
Hahah why?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# So that he'll know I'm who I say I am
he said to me once that there's still a doubt I could be a hairy old man, instead of me, who is real. But oh well.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Aaah
right. x]
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)
# One word per line
FTW
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# don't
butt

oh fuck, I can't fit the "in" in.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I'm cccccooooooollllllddd :(
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I has a TriGun hat
But I'm too hot.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I'm not wearing much because I got too hot,
but now I'm too cold :(
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Put clothes on, then
silly.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I am going to bed anyway :P
Night dear :)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Aw
pssh fine.
Night, love
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# You notice the goodnight down here,
and not my speech up there?
Humph!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# *hands duvet*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# My ex called my duvet my porno blanket
because I used to hide under it all the time
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)