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# I convinced a stupid child on the internet last night
That I had carved a pentagram into my face.
Also, another one into my eye, thus destroying it and crippling my depth perception.

I think I made him cry :3
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# I managed to convince two people on an Alamak (if anyone remembers)
chatroom that I was Prince William once.

That was excellent fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Ha.
My friend once convinced some American girl that he had never seen snow, or tasted Coca Cola.

He said nothing in his life could ever compare to hearing someone attempt to describe the taste of coke.

"Well, it's fruit flavour.."
"What kind of fruit? Orange? Banana?"
"No no.. Not a particular fruit.."
"What, so like a couple of fruits?"
"Sort of"
"Which fruits then?"
"..."
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# :D
to me it tastes of caramel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Sort of :3
Dr. Pepper tastes like MARZIPAN.

I fucking love that.
I never noticed until someone said it to me, and then every sip since then has been deliciously delicious.
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# i prefer drpepper from a can to a bottle
i also enjoy dandelion and burdock / cream soda - am that strange?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Give me Mountain dew
it's so nice, must be the caffine
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ooh, I haven't had cream soda in a long time :3
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# Really?
I'm actually quite tempted to try it then. I remember my mater once had half of a kilogram packet left over from a cake miscalation.
I ate the lot, then felt unbelievably ill.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Oh man, I would love that.
*craves marzipan*
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# ^ this
Dr. Pepper is my favourite soft drink. It actually tastes quite different in america, because it's now made from High-fructose corn syrup. And trust the yanks to spoil it by wanting to put a blob of ice cream in it (for an extra forty cents)
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I...
...can detect hints of lemon and cinnamon in proper coca-cola. Most of the successful 'American Stlye Cola' brands in the UK seem to imitate that quite well.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)
# ever drunk from a muddy puddle?
imagine that with the taste of battery acid and sugar
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Haha
Brilliant =D
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# haha
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I demanded that he cyber with me.
He didn't though =[
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# Why would anyone cyber a squirrel!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I forgot to tell him I was a squirrel =[
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# I'M CROC. LOLOLOL IM SHY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# *sex*
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