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# I think your mind is subconsciously
agreeing with me that you don't need a big arse and has put your tummy on strike so you can get all thin and sexy for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# If I get thin, I lose the tits.
This would be an awful shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I don't have huge hands
I can live with some compromise ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I love how you all think I'm a right harlot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# You would
you slut
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Oh not at all dear girl
you are not even the right harlot. However you do have a trashy mouth on you at times which is refreshing and allows us old duffers to act like kids again.
But trust me, I know it's the interweb. I'm sure you are far more demure than you would wish others to think ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# :D
The truth is I'm an old lecherous man trapped in the body of a 23 year old woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# don't suppose
you'd want me to poke around in there a bit and see if I can get him out do you? In the name of SCEINCES of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# If you didn't start by telling her she was fat, you would have been in
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# A fact I am most aware of.
BUT I have lost a considerable amount of weight over the past 3 years, so bollocks to all of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I am not saying you are fat
I've never met you.

I have a lady with some meat on her and I can think of several very nice things to say about a woman in that condition.

I'm not trying to bring you down, Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Nah, tis alright.
I still am, just less so. I was only joshing about with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# gaz me your address and i'll pop round
small hands are great for perspective
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# This means you have a small penis
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# lolbackfire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# mmm boobs
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# This is the general idea, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# It's certainly my general idea
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# your general idea is boobs?
wut?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)