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# AMERICA
FTW, it would be like Wilma and loose knees or whatever they were called only this time there might actually be a chance of seeing some girl on girl action. I have 3 cars and a video camera. I feel a plan coming on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# But if I go to America there will be Americans
and they seem to not like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# that's what guns were invented for
plus it's the movies. We'll just have a giant floppy monster come out of the sea and eat them all ( fuck off Cloverfield )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *books tickets*
so, which airport are we going to?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Fucking hell.
You're going to be shagging the gear stick ALL THE WAY, aren't you?

Edit: there are many videos of this on the internets. It looks like far too much hassle for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# sex in cars is difficult and uncomfortable
i once put my foot right through the passenger window.
bloody cramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Don't do it on a motorbike
unless you're VERY sure you've put the stand on.

Also leathers are designed to make you not have sex. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Barton
Aerodrome ( Lancashire aero club ) is where you will find my executive jet parked
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# One day I will have my license.
Then you won't be able to get me down. THEN I'm going to get a fucking EuroFighter. COME ON.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I took it up a few years back as a bit of fun
As my mate owned a Cessna 152 and was happy to take me up and teach me for paying half fuel ( he got his hours in for less cost ). Then I became proficient and realised all my hours counted for nothing so I took up my PPL. Not cheap but well worth it seeing as I live near the airport.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# do you has
little packets of salted peanuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# you will get all the
salty supplements you need madam, and be very grateful for it. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# mmmmmm
nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)