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I'm not sure how logistically practical that is for an on-the-move army of today

Personally I think they are a lost cause and i'm working on making a horse whose skin is tortoise like plates.
WAR HORSE!

*is a massive pacifist really*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

you are a pacifist?

then you can never be a part of my new world!
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

I'm not THAT much of a pacifist

When I can sit here ignoring the constant battles of society and civilisation, then yes I am.
Suddenly install an awful dictatorship and i'd be out there with a rapier fighting people to the death while making witty quips.

Literally that's one of the few reasons I don't just commit suicide.
*waits for new world order*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

ah, right.

you can be in charge of giving the henchmen nametags. only the ones with no names get killed by do-gooders.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

I'm afraid you misunderstand me

I'd be the one fighting improbably against the dictatorship.
It would be I, with my witty quips and usual hatred of all humanity and society, which would CRUSH YOU!

I am Captain Cliched Englishman! I even speak like David Niven and everything.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

ah.

then the game is afoot, mr. jeru.
*strokes cat*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

*detonates bomb cat*

Checkmate.

And please, call me Leslie. Oh, you're a smoking charred corpse...well call me Nigel then.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

CURSE YOU, NIGEL!!!!

I SHALL RETURN!

tomorrow. g'night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)