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# Liberty cap mushrooms grow in the fields around my parents house.
I used to help mates pick them when I was a teenager, but I personally wouldn't touch them with a bargepole.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I'm too scared to pick my own.
I just KNOW I'll end up making myself some lovely fly agaric tea and giving birth to my own heart or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I just hate the idea of having a bad trip
I have freaky dreams anyway, so acid/shrooms are probably not a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I had bad trips on acid.
But never on mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I had some cracking bad trips
on acid in the 80's but considering the coke and k I used to do concurrently I deserved it.. I definitely had a year that I shouldn't have survived.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# that sounds like my last year.
my house mate went to a festival in belgium over summer and had a proper bad trip, decided he was in a war zone in serbia. not speaking french no one could help him either.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I stopped all illegal drugs* 7 years ago when I started in accountancy.
I needed the numbers to stay still.


I only ever smoked dope anyway, hardly a hardcore drug
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# As I am fond of saying to the wife.
I don't care if they call you senior finance director and you are responsible for a £13m fund. You are still a fucking bean counter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Happy to be a bean counter. It's better than my previous job titles.
Admin monkey.

Bar skivvy.

Laboratory bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)