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# I ENDORSE THE ABOVE WORDS
Edit: I concur *joins*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I think I'll draw up an awful badge using quark later
so we can all wear it in our profiles like desperate people with name tags at a party.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# \o/ hurray!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *points at name tag*
"Grandma"

"note the smile face in the circular section of the last 'a'"
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# *points at name tag*
"Droog"

"note the bewbs drawn in the circular sections of the two O's"
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *desperately tries to hold your attention*
*chortles*
*pushes glasses further up bridge of nose*
*wipes nose on sleeve*


Nice to meet you.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Make the text cut off at the bottom of the badge
and make the background image a completely useless low res rendering of an eps file that doesn't allow you to see what it was at all.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# [TRANSLATION ERROR]
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *SEETHES*
Bloody quark
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Quark XPress has unexpectedly quit
...haha just kidding you probably expected it
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# The most galling thing
is the rediculously arrogant huge price-tag they slap on it, when compared with the beautiful, shiny and comparatively cheap Adobe creative suite
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# we only use it for one catalogue now
which takes us about 4 months from start to finish.

2 months worth are it starting up/saving/crashing
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# concurrently
we also only use it for one magazine, and it's the biggest ballache in the world when you've been used to using lovely indesign.

BLOODY APPLE-D IS SUPPOSED TO PLACE AN IMAGE!! NOT DUPLICATE!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)