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# Fuseli's Nightmare.

(Sorry, Fuseli.) Click here to visit terrible blog and see pic bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# beware!
Noon my good sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Noon!
How finds it you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# meh
have to go through a massive InDesign document and fix all the broken links, before I can export to eps then import and resave in Quark, so our Printers can print the job

17 bloody pages
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Good old Quark
We still use it for everything, thanks to our lovely printers, who are still on release 4 or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Hah, sod that
Send em a high res pdf and let them go whistle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I feel your plight :(
stupid smelly Quark *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I FUCKING HATE QUARK WITH IT'S ABILITY TO CONSTANTLY CRASH AND NOT BE VERY GOOD AT DROP SHADOWS
edit: perhaps we should start an anti Quark clique
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I ENDORSE THE ABOVE WORDS
Edit: I concur *joins*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I think I'll draw up an awful badge using quark later
so we can all wear it in our profiles like desperate people with name tags at a party.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# \o/ hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *points at name tag*
"Grandma"

"note the smile face in the circular section of the last 'a'"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# *points at name tag*
"Droog"

"note the bewbs drawn in the circular sections of the two O's"
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *desperately tries to hold your attention*
*chortles*
*pushes glasses further up bridge of nose*
*wipes nose on sleeve*


Nice to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Make the text cut off at the bottom of the badge
and make the background image a completely useless low res rendering of an eps file that doesn't allow you to see what it was at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# [TRANSLATION ERROR]
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *SEETHES*
Bloody quark
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Quark XPress has unexpectedly quit
...haha just kidding you probably expected it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# The most galling thing
is the rediculously arrogant huge price-tag they slap on it, when compared with the beautiful, shiny and comparatively cheap Adobe creative suite
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# we only use it for one catalogue now
which takes us about 4 months from start to finish.

2 months worth are it starting up/saving/crashing
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# concurrently
we also only use it for one magazine, and it's the biggest ballache in the world when you've been used to using lovely indesign.

BLOODY APPLE-D IS SUPPOSED TO PLACE AN IMAGE!! NOT DUPLICATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# This is the voice of the beehive
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I'm in
Quark is the devil's own dtp software, programmed by a crack team of paedophiles who insert subliminal messages into the help file to encourage kiddie fiddling*

*Hey, it worked in court...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Count me in
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Am I allowed to join if I don't know or care what quark is?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# do you hate things that crash just when you're saving or dragging a text box from...
... say over here v to I don't know say over here v

if so yes you can.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Yes I do hate that.
*joins*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I've been campaigning against it for years
Bloody weird soft cheese shite these foreigners eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# You're just the kind of guy/girl/eggplant for our group
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I am not an eggplant.
I am a free man!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# It was the only other program I learnt in DTP
The main one was Photoshop. We did nothing that really was anything to do with DTP. It should have been called 'Fuck about with Photoshop BTEC'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I absolutely will join this
Unicode support, my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I quite like when I rang up the helpline being referred to as Mr Rick
Mr Rick, are you there? Mr Rick?

/rofls
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha is that Sturdy girl?
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# The rarest meme ever!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# This was an alternative I was working on.

Preferred the one above, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# The board needs more Sturdy girl, that's for sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
thinly-veiled imagery ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I think I have an incubus.
Tisn't chump though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Must be Smug Bastard then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Doesn't smell of croissants, Farenheit and Chelsea cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# That sounds remarkably like me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# :D my dad wears Fahrenheit.
If you wear it too I shall say the same thing to you as I do to him: stop it, it's bloody horrible. What happened to that bottle of Jazz you had? That was alright, that was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I don't
I was just commenting on the remarkable coincidence that I:
1) don't smell of croissants
2) don't use fahrenheit
3) aren't from, and have never been to chelsea
...
5) profit: I would be surprised to learn I'm not your incubus now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# OH I SEE.
You might be. But I think you've got the wrong accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Vot do you mean?

I can do many accents, ashally
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I don't want to go to Chelsea
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Do you want to go to Tesco?
I have to go later and I don't want to go on my own. I'll buy you a creme egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# cor, yeah
I'm easy, me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# YAY STURDY!
and and and and and and and and and Chump!

edit: OMGBEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# hahahaha!!
whats 'sturdy girls' history?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I don't know, actually.
But she's criminally underused.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)