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# ...so are you saying there's an element of requestage at work here?
'cuz I could drown you in requests!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# *restrains*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# very well.
i am now taking requests. where in my house would you like me to pose with bare norks?
the bath is right out, it's tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I'd have to scout out locations at your house.
When are you available for showings?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# use your imagination, man!
pretend you're doing a photoshoot for brazilian bra-busting bazookas magazine. which setting would work best?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Oh! Then definitely strapped into a corset
...whilst hanging in gravity boots. That'll do!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# i have neither corset nor gravity boots
will skimpy negligee do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Depends - Are you going to wear it?
...or leave it on the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# a little from column A
a little from column B...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Color?
Red grabs attention, but black is so much classier.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Always black.
/2 pence
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# black, of course
with a tiny claret-red bow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Perfect!
I'll be over with my cannon Canon later!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)