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# arse, cock and tits
and it does not look like porn ?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# No horses, dogs or camels
ergo: not porn.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# true, if its not beast, its not best.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# well put
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# You have to look pretty closely to spot them,
and it's not flesh coloured, which makes it less obvious.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I think if someone raped me with a shotgun
and shot me up the arse, I wouldn't think I was a porn star
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# but its going a bit far to have that kinda load blown in ya.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *wades into argument
*adds nothing

*goes off to cook some meaty pasta sauce.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I'm making a beef and ale pie.
I'm currently in that brief respite between making the filling and making the pastry.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# sounds lovely.
i'll get it on the go in time to watch neighbours. they've moved to 5 you know.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I did not know that.
But as I can't get channel 5, it doesn't really matter to me.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)