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A number of you wacky b3tans may not know this, but...

if you slowly 'milk' a dog's snout by gently gripping its face and massaging towards the nose, the spittle which gathers at the front of its jowl can be dried into a smokeable resin.
The psychotropic effect is that of a mild euphoria but nausea can result if combined with an excess of alcohol.
Just wondered if you knew.

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)

Does that work

with cats?

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gurningchimp, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)

never

tried it with cats. the jowls seem too little to yield a decent harvest.

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:24, archived)

And Badgers?

Hmmm?

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gurningchimp, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:26, archived)

i think you should be locked up

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)

oh like we haven't done that before!

you big silly.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:23, archived)

i don't believe you

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:23, archived)

try it...

it'll put your current dealer out of business.

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:28, archived)

and your current dog

in hospital...?

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)

I said massage the jowls gently!

If your dog is harmed you're doing it wrong.

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:33, archived)

as with

so many recreational experiments.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:36, archived)

what about if you just

drink it by the pint?

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Spoon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:27, archived)

yeah, you see ive tried this..

its difficult to collect those sort of quantities without it inevitably drying into its resin form anyway beforehand- its clearly intended to be smoked.

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)

Just wondered ?

How the hell did you find that out ? This has got to be a wind up. Fucksocks I got 4 cats, gonna by a dog lunchtime! You sure pick up some weird and twisted info here @ b3ta. God dang !

(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:38, archived)

No wind up

and you're wasting your time with those little cat jowls.
Get busy down your local kennels and pronto, Tonto!

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:46, archived)

nothing ventured, nothing gained.

they probably laughed at the guy who first brewed a drink from grains and hops and shit.
:-)

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:48, archived)