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# Housebreaking?
Imagine. Pet badger. AWESOME. I'd call him Mushroom Mushroom.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Needs more snake.
But yes, a house badger would be the absolute fucking greatest.

And the next logical step up from the rabbit I used to own.

A real one, not the orgasm inducing kind.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I've got a lizard, she'll do.
Token reptile.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I've always wanted one of those giant crabs as a pet.
One as big as a dustbin lid. That'd scare away the salesmen.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# If you get one, call it Minnie.
Tis a good name for a crab.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Nah, I'd want something a bit scarier.
Like BattleCrab or Professor Claws.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Mr Claw Pants
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)