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# I drove a tractor once.
It was fucking difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I bet.
P.s. by semi-random selection, you're my first B3ta friend. Prepare a restraining order as appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Ooooh!
*lawyers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# oooh!
*has series 1 HIMYM flashbacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Have I Mot Yews Mor Moo?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I realised that although the Cap'n is one of my fave B3tans...
I didn't need a friending as she can always be found on the boards :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Awwww that's dead sweet is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# It's useful when people disappear though...
now I know what's happened to KM, even though I wasn't around at the time.

/always a fan of new features
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# What's happened to him?
I was wondering, I must admit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# No B3ta at work...
But he has a nice tatto of a compass indicating where his arse is...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# The tat was lovely, I've still got it on my phone.
No b3ta? That sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I think he can still B3ta, just outside of office hours...
I can't imagine work without B3ta... it'd be like a day without sunshine.

i.e. far too common in this country.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# i had a go on a dump truck
which was bloody scary.

i've never learnt to drive and i don't want to blog.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# That sounds ace.
I can drive in straight lines, but cornering's a bit tricky unless I've got a playstation control pad.

I can ride motorbikes though, so if we never need to get out of a tricky situation you can come on the back of whatever bike I happen to find lying about (we're talking apocalypse/28 days later scenario here)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# *files official request for side car*
I can cook eggs on a hubcap balanced precariously over a fire while keeping a lookout for raiders/untamed coyotes if it helps at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Excellent.
I've never ridden with a side car, I do wonder what it's like. I suppose it means you can't lean into corners, which would feel weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# mini diggers are as much fun as they look.
driving still scares me, because I wouldn't trust me or any of my friends with 2 tonnes of boiling hot metal at the best of times, let alone when it's moving at 70 mph.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I rolled a dump truck and almost lost my legs.
Racing dumpers in woods is not a good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# IN THE WOODS?
Why in the woods? Weren't the trees in the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I was a lumberjack* when I was a young 'un...
We made a circuit through the woods and used to belt around on our de-limited dumpers. Bloody idiots!

*I was an estate manager who cut down broken trees after the 1987 gales, but lumberjack sounds better. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# they're all of the scary
i was in the site car park very near a river and i didn't like it one little bit, i'm no good at rufty tufty stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)