Hahaha'You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.'
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:48,
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It's a fact!It's also what I put down as my religion in the last census:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:49,
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72% of us claimed affiliation to Christianity in that census.In other surveys, 66% of us say we never go to church.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:55,
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Ah but with the Church of the FSMYou can worship anywhere! But sermons can only be carried out in full pirate regalia.
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:59,
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This is why Captain Wow's work is so important. As a scientist, I endorse all piratical activity.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:51,
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Fuck yes, I'm singlehandedly curing climate change.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:53,
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when you wash your eye patches turn it down to thirty!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:54,
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Plus your peg must comefrom sustainable sources!
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Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:00,
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