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# I can give you the results of the Wimbledon men's finals if you want too.
It will be called off due to a Cliff Richard infestation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Can I nick that joke?
I've been asked to submit some sketches and stuff for a sports comedy programme and I know fuck all about sport.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# you need this guy
www.soccerfactsuk.co.uk/player_details.php?playerid=437
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# See?
I can't even tell what sport that is about.

Is it feetball?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# yep
footbally comedy is mainly to do with hairdos

www.virginmedia.com/sport/football/galleries/worst-haircuts.php?ssid=1
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Show me the money!!!
Yeah sure.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Well Wimbledon isn't for a couple of months after this series finishes
and I wouldn't nick jokes anyway. But if I do get any cash from the series, I'll buy you a pint for being kind enough to offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Yays
That makes me a professional gag writer:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)