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# Obscure Tarot Card 2
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaaha
EDIT: Yays! Looks like I have an entry in the 'In Brief' page in tomorrows Metro:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# You can see into the future?!
What are tonight's lottery numbers?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# 4 and tadpole.
The bonus ball will be round.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *takes out notepad and pen*
*writes down "round"*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I can give you the results of the Wimbledon men's finals if you want too.
It will be called off due to a Cliff Richard infestation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Can I nick that joke?
I've been asked to submit some sketches and stuff for a sports comedy programme and I know fuck all about sport.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# you need this guy
www.soccerfactsuk.co.uk/player_details.php?playerid=437
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# See?
I can't even tell what sport that is about.

Is it feetball?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# yep
footbally comedy is mainly to do with hairdos

www.virginmedia.com/sport/football/galleries/worst-haircuts.php?ssid=1
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Show me the money!!!
Yeah sure.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Well Wimbledon isn't for a couple of months after this series finishes
and I wouldn't nick jokes anyway. But if I do get any cash from the series, I'll buy you a pint for being kind enough to offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Yays
That makes me a professional gag writer:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Would this be a good card
or a bad un?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# neither, and both. The conspiracy of fish card has a number of meanings
At the first level it means suspicion, something smells fishy.
At the second it relates to memory and social consciousness
At the third it means a lovely fish supper.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I would say bad
being an angler, the last thing you need is confirmation of your theories!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I love the yellow one
:D


EDIT: Actually I could see this as being a series of drawings. It's really cool.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ^this!
A random pack of tarot cards would rawk!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# That's good news, right?
Please tell me it's good news!!!
Oh dear god! It's bad isn't it?
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yeah
It's like worse than "The Tower" "Death" and "the Fool" all in one go..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I can't remember what I saw/read this in
but I remember someone going to a tarot card reader, and getting nothing but death cards...

"theres only meant to be one in the pack..."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *makes some batter*
better make the most of it then!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# more like
"batter" make the most of it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Now now.
No need to lose your tempura.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Save that pun until Fryday.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# see how it pans out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Those pesky piscine plotters!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I would not like this card!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Lovely
Sounds like an 80's new romantic band.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# OH HELLYES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)