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# Allah sent a mouse into mine once
It's shit apparently killed the motherboard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I truly wish
I had the chance to steal look at all the stuff that b3tans have disposed of because I'm pretty sure there is a profit in things that appear broken to the uninitiated.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# 1) Islam
2)Alah
3)Profit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Wombles FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# When I was 12
and on holiday in america, i threw away $87 by accident because i was holding the money in the same hand as a napkin, and decided to throw away the napkin.

It was a hard choice between rummaging through a bin in the middle of a shopping mall, or losing my $87.

I opted for the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Idiot!
I would have rummaged in the bun with no remorse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I decided that
if I pretended nothing had happened, then no-one would ever have to find out about my idiocy, and therefore, if no-one knew, then it didn't happen, and therefore, I did not lose $87.

However, this logic failed me when I wanted to buy myself a drink...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# you should try being me
i've got that kind of clumsiness down to an art form
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# this
when i was 12, even ignoring the change in exchange rate, $87 would have been well worth a few snide glances
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# good for you.
I'd have been horrified to search through a bin like some Earls Court tramp.
Had I done that as a child however, my father would probably have sent me, head first, diving into the bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# ^this
my mother would have held me by the ankles and dunked me in the bin, not letting me up for breath until i'd retrieved every penny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Ah, well
twas a school trip y'see.

Ergo, only teachers and schoolfriends around.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# i would quite happily give you the stuff i need to throw out
the main turnoff is: i'm not throwing anything out that isn't a decade out of date
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# We tracked down the mouse
who hid under the office toaster, where upon I had to physically stop my deranged IT boss from toasting the little guy when it was obviously trapped

I latter let it free in Lincoln's Inn, having used Jacques's lunch box

I swear to eternity, the little guy turned and looked at me to offer a squeek of thanks! :)



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I know you are a
zoological guy but surely you have the intelligence to know that vermin need to be controlled?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# It was it's little curious twitching face
I had no choice

I'm to sleep geeza :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# night fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Or at the very least
heated on two sides and coated in a thin layer of butter.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)