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# I used to get confused between Durex and Dulux.
This resulted in me asking my parents if I could get a dog like the Durex Dog. They were mightily confused...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# What, you mean you used to shove a dirty great big dog on your cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I wonder how he painted the kitchen
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# with a dutch boy.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Well yes,
But that's a different story entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# be honest thats pretty good contraception
who wants to slee with some with a dirty great big dog on their cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Well no one would want to slee with anyone like that
Though those kids these days, they'll slee around and never give it a second thought...
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)
# no it means he painted his dick forrest green
and decorated his walls with condoms
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# thats
a sticky situation
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# one has white emulsion
the other is dulux
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)