So you didn't visit Fortnam & Mason's then?
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:06,
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nope!is it worse?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:07,
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Not sure, I'm not allowed in... Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:09,
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haha!!riff raff.
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:10,
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I'm such a chav.I thought I'd escaped this fate, but life keeps putting me in my place.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:12,
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shouldn't you be hanging around on a street corner intimidating old ladies?=D
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:13,
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Oh but I am.I'm b3ta-ing from a stolen i-Phone, while chewing and spitting a lot.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:23,
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Don't get me started.I've not had a decent paté for ages. I love Fortnum's. M&S food? Stick it up your arse.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:09,
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*grinds baby ducks*Here you go sir!
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:10,
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mmmmmducky! Got any kitten paste?
( I don't eat pâté de foie gras, I've nothing against corn fed duck liver per se, it just does not taste as good as a robust pigs liver, Brussels pâté )
(( I don't eat pâté de foie gras, I've nothing against corn fed duck liver per se, it just does not taste as good as a robust pigs liver, Brussels pâté )
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:13,
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^this^yummers!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:15,
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*sigh*Very well...
*grinds pig*
*wipes lashings and lashings of gore off*
Here you go sah!
(*grinds pig*
*wipes lashings and lashings of gore off*
Here you go sah!
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:21,
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I wooed Mrs VagabondBy having her a little chocolate cake delivered to her from Fortnum Mason.
She lived in Brixton at the time, and the chap that delivered it turned up wearing full uniform, top hat and stuff in a horse-drawn cart, apparently hahahaha
The cake cost about £4 - £6 to be delivered.
(She lived in Brixton at the time, and the chap that delivered it turned up wearing full uniform, top hat and stuff in a horse-drawn cart, apparently hahahaha
The cake cost about £4 - £6 to be delivered.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:11,
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cool!!did he put the rohypnol in for you too?
;D
(;D
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:12,
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Of course.They then 'phone you up and say in an incredibly posh voice "Good Sir, the lady is yours for the taking. Thank you for your esteemed custom."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:15,
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Bargain!In that case I'm going to try and get something delivered to Mrs. Doom's workplace in Leytonstone...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:14,
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£7delivery charges now.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:16,
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Fuck that then.rip off bastards.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:17,
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they can fuck right off then.robbing bastards!!
*creaks wallet shut*
(*creaks wallet shut*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:18,
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haha. You only touched the surface dear boy.£7 quid will get you 1 gift box delivered. If you want cakes and flowers it is £12 per item.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:21,
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