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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I am RIS-ing I'm afraid...
but 'ning anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# i went in harrods when me and the missus was on our honeymoon
i just wanted to throw my wallet in the bin and cry.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# So you didn't visit Fortnam & Mason's then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# nope!
is it worse?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Not sure, I'm not allowed in...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# haha!!
riff raff.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I'm such a chav.
I thought I'd escaped this fate, but life keeps putting me in my place.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# shouldn't you be hanging around on a street corner intimidating old ladies?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Oh but I am.
I'm b3ta-ing from a stolen i-Phone, while chewing and spitting a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Don't get me started.
I've not had a decent paté for ages. I love Fortnum's. M&S food? Stick it up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# *grinds baby ducks*
Here you go sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# mmmmm
ducky! Got any kitten paste?

( I don't eat pâté de foie gras, I've nothing against corn fed duck liver per se, it just does not taste as good as a robust pigs liver, Brussels pâté )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ^this^
yummers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *sigh*
Very well...

*grinds pig*

*wipes lashings and lashings of gore off*

Here you go sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I wooed Mrs Vagabond
By having her a little chocolate cake delivered to her from Fortnum Mason.

She lived in Brixton at the time, and the chap that delivered it turned up wearing full uniform, top hat and stuff in a horse-drawn cart, apparently hahahaha

The cake cost about £4 - £6 to be delivered.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# cool!!
did he put the rohypnol in for you too?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Of course.
They then 'phone you up and say in an incredibly posh voice "Good Sir, the lady is yours for the taking. Thank you for your esteemed custom."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Bargain!
In that case I'm going to try and get something delivered to Mrs. Doom's workplace in Leytonstone...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# £7
delivery charges now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Fuck that then.
rip off bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# they can fuck right off then.
robbing bastards!!
*creaks wallet shut*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# haha. You only touched the surface dear boy.
£7 quid will get you 1 gift box delivered. If you want cakes and flowers it is £12 per item.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# heheh
me and my girlfriend were quietly sked to leave Harrods after less-than-quietly expressing wonder that anyone would pay such an amount for such overpriced horseshit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# we bought a teddy and a golf ball...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I used to go quite a lot
back in the days I was doing property maintenance round that area. It was actually the cheapest place within 2 or 3 miles of Sloane Street to buy light bulbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# haha!!
did they shine the harrods name on the floor when turned on?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hehe.
Harrods is just a big department store the same as any other once to get past the tacky glitz.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# My mate worked there for about two weeks and left in disgust
They pretend to be some really quality place, but in reality they're almost as cheap ass as most other department stores. He'd worked for Selfridges for years before hand (and does again now) and whilst I don't much like that place, at least they follow through with the being up their own arses obsessed with quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I do hate Selfridges.
Not that I ever go, but it appears on my card statements regularly, mocking me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# harrods is shit.
fact.

i was ejected from harrods when i was a teenager for jumping in the ballpit in the childrens toy area.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)