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# I love how the industry is trying to make cider fashionable again
By raising the price.

'Nah - I got pissed on it when I was 14 and was really sick on it - never again. What? It's £4 a bottle - oh it must be good stuff then.'
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Worked with Stella...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Only briefly.
It's still known as Wifebeater.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# This seems a good time to mention I now charge £20,000 for my bedroom services.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# what's that?
Building bedrooms?

I could use a couple extra!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# For you,
£40,000.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# thats about a billion dollars!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# It was yesterday.
1.5 billion today.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# It's a bargain at twice the price!
Get to work!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# who, me?
*nails a cardboard box to the side of heffs house*
pay up chump. er, i mean champ.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# What's the service?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# About 5 minutes of action, then I fall asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# For that price this action had better include a motorbike stunt or two...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Whatever you like, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *sets up the ramp and primes the explosions*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Again, back to Somerset
we KNOW cider has to be lumpy, have rotten bits of apple floating in, be the colour of piss and come in a plastic container, that probably originally contained Meths.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Black Rat FTW
We used to play "Drink four pints and find the toilet" in The Old Oak.

If you could your mates would stand you the rest of the night. Not that there would be much left for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Aha, repost tiem


Only the first panel is strictly relevant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# It's all relevant!
Got any more in the works?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)