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# I HEARD THAT SONG AT MY LOCAL GROCERY STORE AND I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE THAT MY GROCERY STORE RICKROLLED ON ME.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:56, archived)
# YOU BURNED IT TO THE GROUND I HOPE?
FISHDICKS ARE BAD ENOUGH, BUT THERE'S NO CALL FOR THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:01, archived)
# I JUST SORT OF DID THIS LOUD MOAN REALLY LOUDLY AND TWO OLD LADIES LOOKED AT ME.
IT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:03, archived)
# I HOPE YOU LOOKED AT THEM HARDER THAN THEY LOOKED AT YOU.
IT'S WHO DARES WINS IN THE SUPERMARKET.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:04, archived)
# I JUST SORT OF WALKED THE OTHER WAY BECAUSE I HAD TO GET SOMETHING WHICH WAS THE OTHER WAY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:08, archived)
# AND YOU WAS ALL LIKE "EXCUSE ME LADIES, BUT WHERE ARE THE ASSVIBRATORS IN THIS SHITHOLE?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:30, archived)
# NO.
I KNOW MY WAY AROUND THAT STORE ALREADY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:41, archived)
# GET THE ASSPINATA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:02, archived)
# I RECENTLY CLICKED A LINK AND WAS UNEXPECTEDLY TAKEN TO YOUTUBE
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN A VIDEO BEGAN DETAILING THE BENEFITS OF YOGURT ENEMAS
"THIS IS NOT RICK ASTLEY" I CRIED
ETC
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:04, archived)
# although the similarities are undeniable.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:05, archived)
# JOHN KELLOGG WAS A MAGNIFICENT MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:05, archived)
# AND HE DANCES A LOT LIKE RICK ASTLEY
AT LEAST HE DID IN THE VIDEO I SAW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:07, archived)
# pissminded.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:07, archived)
# DR. KELLOGG WAS A GREAT GREAT MAN. I WANT TO KISS HIS FACE.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnLN6zHp3R0
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:06, archived)