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# I used to be a hypochondriac
But I'm alright nooooooooooooow!
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I used to be left-handed
but I'm alright now
I find both-handed wanking much nicer.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I used to live in a basement
But now I roam the streets all day looking for vulnerable children.*

EDIT: *this is a joke, and not true.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Al the best people are left handed.
Me, Jimi Hendrix, me.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Some of my children are
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Me
The great thing about being left-handed is
you're always in your right mind!

(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# haha oh fuck
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# me
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Meeeeee
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)