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# Fucking cunts.
A cockatoo once mugged my sister - took her iPod, mobile 'phone, PDA - everything.

Fucking cockatoos.

I think it was a cockatoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Does your sister like a cockortwo
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# She's dead now actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# and?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# and so I don't know
She's pretty quiet about that sort of thing these days.

At least - I think she's dead. She certainly smells.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# she's lost her sex drive, at any rate.
just lays there.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# No change there then
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Oh no
I feel bad now
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Nice use of the 'She's dead' card
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Thanks.
I thought it was the standard expected response.

I was going to say "Actually she's black" but thought I might get the OMGRACIST!!!!11!!!1! card thrown at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)