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# Cockatoos: Pretty, but evil.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# nice drawing as always
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Fucking cunts.
A cockatoo once mugged my sister - took her iPod, mobile 'phone, PDA - everything.

Fucking cockatoos.

I think it was a cockatoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Does your sister like a cockortwo
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# She's dead now actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# and?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# and so I don't know
She's pretty quiet about that sort of thing these days.

At least - I think she's dead. She certainly smells.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# she's lost her sex drive, at any rate.
just lays there.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# No change there then
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Oh no
I feel bad now
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Nice use of the 'She's dead' card
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Thanks.
I thought it was the standard expected response.

I was going to say "Actually she's black" but thought I might get the OMGRACIST!!!!11!!!1! card thrown at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# *checks to see if I've missed Denizens*

:(

nice bird sketch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# this rawks

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# nonsense!
the cockatoo in the store i used to work in was the friendliest of the parrots, the only one who was friendlier was a white-headed amazon. she (or maybe he) had a crush on me, apparently.

anyway, i love the drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# They know all the short cuts . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds
(REWRITABLE, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# i knew
there was a reason i hated birds.
except those portion-sized ones, of course. they're tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# They're not evil!
they just want to play
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)