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# LIES!
I am the floatiest of all lemons.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Pics or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Only when you are proven to be the greenest of spanners
Else you are a hypocrite and a mimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I accept I am a hypocrite.
When I were small, I took a hypocritic oath.
This effectively enables me to carry on with my unreasonable demands, whilst at the same time avoiding responsibility to back my unreasonable claims.

Nowt wrong with being a mimsy. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it : )
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
then I will consider myself pwned :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# *wafts*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# this makes me smile permanently. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Yes.
Yes.
And a bit more yes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# i stand corrected.
*adjusts fred corrector*
*looks around to see if anyone got the reference*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# hahah!
Oh, the glee I am in.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Ohgodohgodohgod HELP HELP HELP Make it stop!


Oh, wait... *Weeeeeeeeeee*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Whats that over there in the darkness?


Its coming!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Oh Broamcakes.


What a predicament!

/One man pea roasting competition.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# BUBURBLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# float, then!
go on, do it!
you can't float, can you?
this is because you are not jif!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Not only do I float, but things often float about me! Thats how fucking floaty I am!


As you can see, this is not often a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I've suddenly started to love you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Bouncey too ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# you have a detachable cock?
how bizarre!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# For the last time: Its not mine I tell you!
It just sort of followed me home, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# heheh
but is it detachable?

/got distracted by magnet thread
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# That thread is probably the most epic b3ta moment ever.
B3ta moves so fast these days..... *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# well
it made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)