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# Something always went wrong for Henry on pancake day.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I think I just overdosed on B3ta
even so, this is tremendous.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# can i TJ here? yes? thank you
you know you want one!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Pfffft!
How quaint.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# wtf?
everyones seen the boobie stress relief things... but thats just bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Um...
Ow?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# no magenta?
no sale
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *buys magenta spray paint*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Magenta paint sold separately.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# haha!
Damn you, Anti-Gravity Jif.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
this made me laugh more than the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# it's
the floatiest of all lemons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# LIES!
I am the floatiest of all lemons.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Pics or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Only when you are proven to be the greenest of spanners
Else you are a hypocrite and a mimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I accept I am a hypocrite.
When I were small, I took a hypocritic oath.
This effectively enables me to carry on with my unreasonable demands, whilst at the same time avoiding responsibility to back my unreasonable claims.

Nowt wrong with being a mimsy. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it : )
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
then I will consider myself pwned :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# *wafts*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# this makes me smile permanently. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Yes.
Yes.
And a bit more yes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# i stand corrected.
*adjusts fred corrector*
*looks around to see if anyone got the reference*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# hahah!
Oh, the glee I am in.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Ohgodohgodohgod HELP HELP HELP Make it stop!


Oh, wait... *Weeeeeeeeeee*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Whats that over there in the darkness?


Its coming!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Oh Broamcakes.


What a predicament!

/One man pea roasting competition.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# BUBURBLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# float, then!
go on, do it!
you can't float, can you?
this is because you are not jif!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Not only do I float, but things often float about me! Thats how fucking floaty I am!


As you can see, this is not often a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I've suddenly started to love you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Bouncey too ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# you have a detachable cock?
how bizarre!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# For the last time: Its not mine I tell you!
It just sort of followed me home, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# heheh
but is it detachable?

/got distracted by magnet thread
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# That thread is probably the most epic b3ta moment ever.
B3ta moves so fast these days..... *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# well
it made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# TJ Asky Time!
I am after a copy of "Archbold on Criminal Pleading"

I have no login for Westlaw or Athens.

Anyone got a login or a copy or a torrent of the ebook?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# tried bugmenot?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Yep,
no joy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I have tried various putfiles and rapidshare places too
but I don't know many.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
#
www.withnail-and-i.com/sounds/33.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# That link is falling foul of the law of diminishing returns.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# it's hardly my fault that you talk such unmitigated bollocks half the time
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I am unsure as to what part of my question you had a problem with.
I put it to you that, just maybe, your misunderstanding may be through no fault of mine, but because you are a dim porridge wog.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# flim flam wiggleschnarf
I pamp your kindling all over the twiglob, smarmy twiglet botherer
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# i'm not a sweaty! how very dare you?
i'm a taffy, a non-swimming paddy, a leek-eating sheep-shagger and proud of it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Dai-bach?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# dim porridge wog?
i love you for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Fuck off, you shit-measuring self-paedo cunt!

Oh wow. 2 hours late! I feel foolish now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Quite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# just gaz'd you
I may be able to help
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Give me something to break.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# PACK IT UP PACK IT IN.
LET ME BEGIN
I CAME TO WIN, BATTLE ME THAT'S A SIN.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# *goes out like punk-bitch*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# IT'S MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR
somethingsomethingsomething YE-EAH!
DJ!
GONNA BURN THIS GODDAMN HOUSE RIGHT DOW-OWN
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Murder on Zidane's floor?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# BUT WHY D'YOU HAVE TO GO AND PUT SARS IN THEIR RICE
it's just the same old story, the asians didn't realise.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# You loooooooove the waaay, I look at yoou.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# This is an entity of mystery
I salute you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# lemon juice and toilet cleaner?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Together at last!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# like ebony and ivory
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I can't hear the name Ebony without wanting to explain a hilarious family story.
Although, at the moment me and my brother are too busy laughing about when my other brother walked in on my Mum blowing my Dad.

It's not really a surprise he's fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I love that they renamed it Cif over here
because Europeans were too spacky to be able to pronounce Jif.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I vant some Yif, ja?
tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Pancakes will be the salvation of us all!
Or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Hanky panky . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)