Here is a artist's impressionof the scene a few hours ago when the police raided my house because a drug dealer they arrested gave a fictitious address (mine, the bastard). That's me in the middle.
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:26,
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I swearthat image is a life like depiction of exactly what happened.
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:27,
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Wellbasically they were about to kick my door in when I went to answer it. I got there just in time, let them in and cooperated with them. I explained that this person didn't live there and they believed me. They politely apologised and then left.
My fiance and I were in our underwear at the time though - just incase the image doesn't make that clear.
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:30,
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My fiance and I were in our underwear at the time though - just incase the image doesn't make that clear.
Now that it's all overI can look back on it as a thrilling adventure. I'm a badass and that was my latest brush with The Man. fo' sho'
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:34,
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did they look at your mums boobies?
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:28,
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if it was my mum's boobiesthey'd be looking a lot closer to the floor ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:30,
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thats just put a mental image of a slinky rolling down stairs into my head SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:32,
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silly skug!everyone does not love my mum's boobies!
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:34,
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You make her walk around on all fours?You pervert.
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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:34,
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i don'tit's my dad who's in the saddle
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:36,
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You need to feed her up a bit,she's looking a bit skinny.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:31,
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Well it looks like he wasthat's why she's getting ready to eat those two fried eggs.
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:33,
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They look like remarkably solid fried eggs.I think they might be overcooked.
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:34,
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Infactthose are chelsea buns. The kind with the glacé cherries on the top.
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:35,
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This makes more sense.What a delicious impromptu bra.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:36,
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Chelsea buns don't have cherries or icy on them!That's a belgian bun. I swear bakeries are like a hive of cake misnomers.
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:36,
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Somerfield label them as chelsea bunsperhaps wrongly. I once worked in a bakery that called them Belgian buns though. That's kind of near to Switzerland.
Damn you, edit feature!!
I've decided that this was God's way of telling me to stop looking at 4chan though. I am giving up cold-turkey. Which is a shame, because cold turkey is both delicious and nutritious.
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Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:38,
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Damn you, edit feature!!
I've decided that this was God's way of telling me to stop looking at 4chan though. I am giving up cold-turkey. Which is a shame, because cold turkey is both delicious and nutritious.