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# Aw.
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We have 4 cats. Thye all hate me except one. And she's kind of a bitch to me sometimes. Spencer wants to kill me. xp
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# We used to have two cats
One ran away years ago.
He was fucking awesome, he used to sit on the sofa like a lazy person, with his back against the back of the sofa and spread out like a lazy lazy lazymonster.

He bit my nose once, but I forgave him.

I have a scar on my right hand from when a cat bit me once though.
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# Aww.
I would be sad if my kitty ran away.
Hahah a lazy lazy lazymoster. Awesome!

Hahahah *spits milk* Bit your nose? What were you doing to it!?

My mum has a bunch of scars on one hand from one this stupid feral stray bit her. Yet she kept petting it and stuffs. xp
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# I don't remember why he did it
I obviously did something wrong, I was petting him at the time.

The scar was from a girl called Sasha's cat. It was an awesome cat, I just did something to piss it off. Basically the same as my cat I guess.

CATS JUST LIKE TO FUCKING HURT ME FOR NO REASON.
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# Hahah
Spencer just claws the fuck out of me. I was petting him, and he rolled over and dug his claws into my arm. I pulled my hand away and ended up with cuts on my wrist. Didn't go over too well at school. xp

*attacks* Sorry. I couldn't help it. I am part cat.
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# Oh you bitch.
My friend Kit has an awesome cat called Jess. He's a bit senile (the cat, not Kit, that would be worrying) and isn't really a people person, so he's nearly sliced the shit out of my toes at times.

But he's fucking awesome, like most cats.

Except mine.

Smokey is a cunt.
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# Sorry. :[
I actually thought you meant Kit was senile. I thought the story would end, like, he forgot he had a cat or something. ;p

Smokey is a cunt. I don't know why, but I think that is the best sentence I have read in a while. x]
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# Smokey is my cat.
I don't mean like Smokey the Bear. I'm sure he's ace.
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# I figured.
But Smokey the Bear is not ace. He came to my school. Some kid (I think it was either Kyle or Matt) Ran up behind him (he was standing at the entrance to the caf) and just jumped up and unzipped his back!
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# BEARS DO NO HAVE ZIPSES
WHAT THE FUDGE.
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# I DON'T KNOW
IT WAS CONFUSING! He ran away to the bathroom, then!
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