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# He has a rash.
I know because he sent me a picture of his torso.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Ahhh.
Does he know he shouldn't scratch it?
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I expect so :P
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Okay.
:]
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# =]
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# yes, I do
and I'll have you know I can talk for myself, young lady
BUT IT ITCHES SO BAD

LOOK:

i135.photobucket.com/albums/q129/tommythefly/Photo87.jpg

Things to note in this image:
- large number of red spots
- how painful these spots look
- my sexy, sexy body.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# You remind me of Sheehan.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I'm sure you can speak for yourself.
I was waiting for you to do so.
Ahmygod! That looks baad. D'you know what it's from or anything?
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Well as you know, through my persistent moaning on /board,
I've been throwing up and have glands the size of grapes. The doctor said 'HERE CAN HAS AMOXYCILLINS LOL' and then I took them, and it appears I have an allergic reaction.

So now I'm throwing up, have glands the size of grapes, and my skin is on fire. Including my face and scalp.

I wish I was dead.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Oh no!
Poor hexy! *hugs*
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# You now have the mange
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Ignore the mangemongerers
I am quite capable of taking and returning hugs ^_^

*hugs back*

As for kissing, that's out of the question for now I'm afraid, my love. Apologies.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Also
Are they your real nipples or have you airbrushed them on due some genetic nipple deficiency?

They have a ridiculous falloff
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# When you're better
you're going to use it as an excuse to internet snog her.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Do you wish you'd thought of it first?
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i'm allergic to that stuff
my face swells right up and the skin on my hands splits and bleeds. it itches like a bastard!
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# you've got the mange!
*runs for cover*
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)