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# ANGULAR CAT IS ANGULAR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahah
he's kinda scary. ^.^

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# He's for Cockweasle.
Go on. Pearoast yours :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Yay! :D
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# *hug*
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Your hands must be tiny.
It wouldn't stretch any more when I was putting it on :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Really?
Aw. :[
I have anorexic wrists, and tiny hands. see?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# They look pretty in proportion, to be honest.
I expect it's because you're small in general :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Yeah
probably. Stupid tall people and your...tall-ness. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Nothing wrong with being taller.
I like being tall-ish because then the short people look even cuter ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Hahahah
I found someone shorter than me in my school the other day! She doesn't like me, though. Probably because I ran up to her, like 'Ohmigod! You're smaller than me! You're so tiny ^.^'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# :D
Whenever I see a small dog, I say "IT HAS SMALL FEVER!!!"
Tiny Yorkies are the best :D
I love small things.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahah
You'd like my kitties then. But I showed you pictures. You said you wanted Tuna, if I remember correctly. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I don't remember, but I remember them well.
In fact, they feature in the letter I am sending you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hooray!
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I typed the introduction to hexachordal, and he said it was great.
And a brilliant concept.

You'll see what I mean soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Aww
*fidgets in seat* I'm excited! x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# seriously, it's awesome
if you don't like it, YOU HAVE NO SOUL WOMAN. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# ^This
and I finished it in the same way.
And then there's a punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# i'd like to say goodthings come in small packages
but its not true good things come in epic packages with the words 'Fucking Massive thingy' on the side of its shipping crate.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# No, good things come in Orange Boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# not always.
What about letters from penpals?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# :D
Dammit, that "D" isn't big enough!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahah
I tried to biggify it with html, but it didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# my penpals write on monoliths
its expensive to post
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I rarely come in packages at all.
I find tissues far more appropriate. That or my girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# wheelcat has a furry monacle and out-of-frame tail!
I like this muchly :D

*scratch scratch*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Why are you scratching?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# He has a rash.
I know because he sent me a picture of his torso.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Ahhh.
Does he know he shouldn't scratch it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I expect so :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Okay.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# yes, I do
and I'll have you know I can talk for myself, young lady
BUT IT ITCHES SO BAD

LOOK:

i135.photobucket.com/albums/q129/tommythefly/Photo87.jpg

Things to note in this image:
- large number of red spots
- how painful these spots look
- my sexy, sexy body.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# You remind me of Sheehan.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I'm sure you can speak for yourself.
I was waiting for you to do so.
Ahmygod! That looks baad. D'you know what it's from or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Well as you know, through my persistent moaning on /board,
I've been throwing up and have glands the size of grapes. The doctor said 'HERE CAN HAS AMOXYCILLINS LOL' and then I took them, and it appears I have an allergic reaction.

So now I'm throwing up, have glands the size of grapes, and my skin is on fire. Including my face and scalp.

I wish I was dead.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Oh no!
Poor hexy! *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# You now have the mange
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Ignore the mangemongerers
I am quite capable of taking and returning hugs ^_^

*hugs back*

As for kissing, that's out of the question for now I'm afraid, my love. Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Also
Are they your real nipples or have you airbrushed them on due some genetic nipple deficiency?

They have a ridiculous falloff
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# When you're better
you're going to use it as an excuse to internet snog her.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Do you wish you'd thought of it first?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i'm allergic to that stuff
my face swells right up and the skin on my hands splits and bleeds. it itches like a bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# you've got the mange!
*runs for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# and has wheels.
go, wheelycat, go!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# HAHAHA
This is so shit. I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# *makes oblique shitpipe reference*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# You laugh, but oblique shitpipe is still a leading cause of death in some countries.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Only in the ones where they use barbaric rock hurled based punishment
Like Estonia.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# estonian wines are some of the fruitiest...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Salt, an epicurest's delight
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
i can't believe someone picked up on that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I was trying to think of the other one that rimmer does but I can only vaguely remember it
For many years Norway has hosted some of the most impressive 13th century weavings.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ah, the flemish weaving one
every time i think of that, i just get the arnold rimmer song in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# You are a total, total
A word has yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever-it-is you are, but you are one. And a total, total one at that.

I can't really remember much dwarf, A Bit of Fry and Laurie has pretty much pushed all of it out of my brain.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i'm merely implementing space corps directive 699
i have all the dwarfs on dvd and video. i just wish they'd make another series!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# COLONEL MUSTARD
IN THE DRAWING ROOM
WITH THE OBLIQUE SHITPIPE
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I just imagine you playing cluedo
Going through the cards and saying
'Had him...and him'
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Eveything is better with wheels
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# he should keep his eyes on the road!
Have a dino :)

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# TO THE CATMOBILE!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Wheel on . . .
and watch where you're going !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)