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# I was a right chubby kid.
Thankfully, I don't think I have any pictures to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I had short hair.
It's really unsettling.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I had short hair,
and drank cheap bottles of cider.
What a scumbag.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i was skinny-lanky-chubby. an odd combo.
then i just got fat. ha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I've lost most of my face-chub.
It's gone to my belly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# my facial chub is slowly going..i have cheekbones again!!!!!!!!
just the fucking rest of it..and the tits. they have to go.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I'll have the tits if you don't want them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Inject them with preservatives
and hang them on the wall
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Oh, trust me. I have plans.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I had facial hair
when I was about 12....

Thankfully everything evened out nicely to give the dapper handsome man you all know and love*

*may be marred by lies
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Of which
Dapper or freaky child?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# dapper
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Pictures of myself on the internet is a bad idea
Plus then I won't be able to delude myself under the impression that I look like a combination of David Niven and Dorian Gray.

They're a despicably awful depiction in my profile though, although I do seem to have squashed my face so it is almost a perfect square.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Do what I did,
ask someone with artistic talent to produce a hugely flattering picture of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Well all I can say is I look vaguely like a less handsome version of this
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)