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# These are from when I was about 6. The cat is 'Moocher' not 'Mocher'

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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# your cat appears to have rotted.
please bury your pets when they die.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# She's still going!
19 now, she is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# congratulations
you have an old, green cat.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Here she is really:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# she is saying
"there, you've got your picture, now give me back my catnip mouse, you bastard!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Don't be silly, it's a she!
Therefore she's saying "Fuck off or I'll rip off your testicles"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# No, she's quite clearly saying
'I wish I was dead'
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# It's fine, she will be soon.

What is she saying here?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ive just pooped myself in my food bowl
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# That's the dog's food bowl.
And don't be stupid, she poops on the carpet next to the litter box.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# the dog eats peas and carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Our dogs eat anything.
Jack Russels, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# all dogs eat anything tbh
except one of mine - only eats nice human food such as meat and fish the fussy cow
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# She is saying
I am colossus #10 from Shadow of the Colossus
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I have just nibbled at your internet cable
but am waiting for you to find out before I cackle
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# ummm
look up...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# i bet you did these today!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahahah!!
No, I didn't!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# haha. i just found an old picture of me from when i was about 8


what went wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# You grew boobs
and never went to Portugal.
So sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
to hull with you!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK FUCK FUCK YES YES YES!!!!!!!
AAAAAHAHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHH!
THIS WINS EVERYTHING!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# If Brandow is looking for Maddie
then she WILL be found!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
i just sprayed toothpase over my keyboard you swine!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I found a picture from when I was 6
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# You had lovely curves.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# pfff
you made me do lols then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# you are not a number
you are a free man!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i'm a number
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Oh, dude.
Mine are worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# i have some bad ones from when i was a bit older. i found a picture of me when i was 15 the otherday
oh my god..it was bad..spots and lank hair and a lip piercing. it was odd.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I was a right chubby kid.
Thankfully, I don't think I have any pictures to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I had short hair.
It's really unsettling.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I had short hair,
and drank cheap bottles of cider.
What a scumbag.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i was skinny-lanky-chubby. an odd combo.
then i just got fat. ha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I've lost most of my face-chub.
It's gone to my belly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# my facial chub is slowly going..i have cheekbones again!!!!!!!!
just the fucking rest of it..and the tits. they have to go.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I'll have the tits if you don't want them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Inject them with preservatives
and hang them on the wall
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Oh, trust me. I have plans.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I had facial hair
when I was about 12....

Thankfully everything evened out nicely to give the dapper handsome man you all know and love*

*may be marred by lies
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Of which
Dapper or freaky child?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# dapper
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Pictures of myself on the internet is a bad idea
Plus then I won't be able to delude myself under the impression that I look like a combination of David Niven and Dorian Gray.

They're a despicably awful depiction in my profile though, although I do seem to have squashed my face so it is almost a perfect square.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Do what I did,
ask someone with artistic talent to produce a hugely flattering picture of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Well all I can say is I look vaguely like a less handsome version of this
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I'm not allowed to pierce my lip.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# aww,i had a few piercings back in my day, top and bottom lip, nose, smiley and my ankle.
and i took them all out! so it's worth waiting just so you can be 100% sure.
because they can friggin well hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# :)
Personally, I don't like too many piercings.
Ears are fine.
But even then, I don't like it if someone could be picked up by their ear with a magenet.
I had a huge deal about Cherry's nose piercing. I really really hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Just buy aluminium piercings then
Problem solved.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Hahah
I don't like girls wearing too much make up, either.
Preferably none.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Are you really in the position to be choosey?
Really? Are you? Really?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Even if a girl is practically begging me for it
I wouldn't unless I actually liked her.
SO HA.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# give it a few years..that'll change.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
#
give it a few yearsminutes..that'll change.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# What do you have planned?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# What don't I have planned!
Well an invasion of Sweden for one.
Nazi gold hoarding.
The exclusion of Spain from the European Union.

To be honest I think it would be easier to list what I did have planned.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# And you've been in this situation??
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Oh noes, that's lame
I got a scaffold done today =D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# great, now the authorities'll think I'm browsing for kiddie porn

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# if only the source pics for shopping that weren't so damning..if only.
now that would be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# your pic is now part of a collection
on Gary Glitter's Mac.

(all paedophiles use Macs - FACT!)
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Have.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# You were cute
I love old photos
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Talking about age This is me in 1978
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Aww
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Let me tell you a tale 'bout Minne the Moocher
She was a real low down Hoochey Coocher,
She was the ruffiest tuffiest frail,
But Minnie she had a heart as big as a whale.
Ho-de-ho-de-hode-ho
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Our other cat was called Minne.
She's dead now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# cab calloway is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWnB0hQWGdI
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# world's only cat with a builtin tv receiver

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I also found a graph with "Houses" and "Homes" and I somehow came to the conclusion that "Most people live in houses"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I've come to find that most people live inside their own head


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I read a sheet about a science experiment I did in year two. "Parsnip tops"
What do I need?
Pasnip. Knife. Tray of water.
What do I do?
Cut the head off the parsnip and put it in the water.
What do I think will happen?
The parsnip will change into a carrot top.
What happened?
The leaves grew.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# that works with cats too
honestly
go on, have a try
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Well done :D
I'll go put them on the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# thats rather neat handwriting
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Hahaha
magic mat lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Those two
are like some kind of nightmarish slides you would get inbetween watching footage of Nazi war atrocities.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Did you actually do those as a kid?
They're quite surreal
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# yeah i found them in an old primary school jotter
the writing isn't mine obviously. perhaps that is the writing of a child phycologist.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Lost cat
Awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# HA YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Hahah
ohmygod I love these! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I have loads more,
but I won't post them all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Hahah
okay.
I have to go to teh grocery store again. Back later. :] *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# :(
Fine. *humph*.

*tacklehugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# That's lovely
Us colourblinders have to stick together.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I'm not colourblind :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# GREEN CAT
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# woooo!
this beats rps into a cocked hat
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# The cocked hat expression
knocks all other expressions into a cocked hat.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)