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# Funny how real life is.
I often meet women on Mondays,
and yet I hardly ever end up between their kidneys no matter how long I leave it.
He must've been doing something right.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# scalpel?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Don't mind if I do.
Forceps?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# No, for surgery
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# *passes you some rusty salad tongs*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# sKug, it's your lucky day!
*starts up delicate surgical implement with big sign on it saying "CHAINSAW: NOT FOR USE BY UNQUALIFIED PERSONNEL".*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# my friend tried to cut his leg off with a chainsaw
accidentally...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)