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# The end of that Twuny Furburger
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# THIS!!!^ ^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# all over your *boink*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Funny how real life is.
I often meet women on Mondays,
and yet I hardly ever end up between their kidneys no matter how long I leave it.
He must've been doing something right.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# scalpel?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Don't mind if I do.
Forceps?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# No, for surgery
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# *passes you some rusty salad tongs*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# sKug, it's your lucky day!
*starts up delicate surgical implement with big sign on it saying "CHAINSAW: NOT FOR USE BY UNQUALIFIED PERSONNEL".*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# my friend tried to cut his leg off with a chainsaw
accidentally...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# If only.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# ARGH!
Nightmares of Knightmare!

ARGH FUCKING ARGH!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# surely it's a dream come true if it would happen.
or do you hold a candle of secret man love for craaaaaaaaaaig david.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Replacing his face with the evil health skull from Knightmare
Is not an improvement, at all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# oh come on!
you luuuuuurve him!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# How could anyone love that beard?
It's a pencil line for christ's sake. Almost as bad as my brother.
Grow a real beard, stop having haircuts. Sodding cretins.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
i had a very nice biro beard the othernight. more foppish than craig david-ish tho.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# You're just a child really
/Stephen Fry blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# pssssssssh!
stop being mean to me!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Awww
I wuv wou wearry (I hear putting Ws instead of constonants makes you more emotive)

Now come and gorge in my embrace, feed off my majesterial mirth and bask in my 90s comedy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# or sound like jonathan ross.
now that sounds like a smashing lovely offer.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Jonathan Ross is a lovely offer?
I feel hurt.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# nooo.
but you offer of 90s comedy thingie was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Well do it
Pick up the ball and run, throw caution to the teeth of the gale. Don't look back, there's nothing there. Not even memories. Just a road you never travelled stretching back to a place you never came from, where fruit grows on trees you've never climbed, in an orchard where you lost your virginity to a boy named Timothy who died of Horlicks poisoning before you were born.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# *does*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I can actually read that monologue (there is more of it)
almost as fast as Stephen Fry does. Fear my skills!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# *fears*
happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Yes
Now I think we should abandon topic before it falls off the edge of the earth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# awwww!
*hugs and kisses topic goodbye"
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I liked that show
And by that i mean i saw it once when I was young, then spent several (7) years trying to work out what the show was. Then finding it, aged 19, and realising it was crap.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# HURAHH. KILL THE CUNT WITH HAMMERFIRE.
TJ: Can anyone recommend a good PNG optimiser for Windows?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# While we are at it
what on earth was the .bmp evolved into being for? Just out out of curiosity?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# You have to store the image uncompressed at some point
and BMP is the format Microsoft came up with for that (or more likely bought or stole it from someone else).
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# That's the way! Everybody now!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# mesmerising
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# this looks so familiar
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# For a split second
this starts as a rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# scanners?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Was my guess too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Is it The Running Man?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Scanners, but that's just a guess.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scanners
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# his hat doesn't appear to be damaged
just relocated. How bizarre.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)