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# Awww
I wuv wou wearry (I hear putting Ws instead of constonants makes you more emotive)

Now come and gorge in my embrace, feed off my majesterial mirth and bask in my 90s comedy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# or sound like jonathan ross.
now that sounds like a smashing lovely offer.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Jonathan Ross is a lovely offer?
I feel hurt.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# nooo.
but you offer of 90s comedy thingie was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Well do it
Pick up the ball and run, throw caution to the teeth of the gale. Don't look back, there's nothing there. Not even memories. Just a road you never travelled stretching back to a place you never came from, where fruit grows on trees you've never climbed, in an orchard where you lost your virginity to a boy named Timothy who died of Horlicks poisoning before you were born.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# *does*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I can actually read that monologue (there is more of it)
almost as fast as Stephen Fry does. Fear my skills!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# *fears*
happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Yes
Now I think we should abandon topic before it falls off the edge of the earth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# awwww!
*hugs and kisses topic goodbye"
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)