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# nooo.
but you offer of 90s comedy thingie was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Well do it
Pick up the ball and run, throw caution to the teeth of the gale. Don't look back, there's nothing there. Not even memories. Just a road you never travelled stretching back to a place you never came from, where fruit grows on trees you've never climbed, in an orchard where you lost your virginity to a boy named Timothy who died of Horlicks poisoning before you were born.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# *does*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I can actually read that monologue (there is more of it)
almost as fast as Stephen Fry does. Fear my skills!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# *fears*
happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Yes
Now I think we should abandon topic before it falls off the edge of the earth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# awwww!
*hugs and kisses topic goodbye"
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)